Golden-logoed SPAR under Mozart's birthplace

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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hawkeyedflame

it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

hawkeyedflame

when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

kozepkori-boszorkany
dylanolinski

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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larrysbellybutton

ITS BACK

larrystylinson-stuff

lord 

pale-unic0rn

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

dylanolinski

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

thebestofmen

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

headspace-hotel

Marceline is 6 today

minshinxx
kirbyofthestars

fahrenheit defenders i do not respect:

- “why would you need to know what temperature water freezes at” (i live in a place where snow and cars co-exist)

- “it’s a 0-100 scale so 50 degrees is a perfectly average temperature” (‘average temperature’ is subjective, i have seen enough people from different climates fight over what qualifies as ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ to know that does not work)

- “it just makes more sense objectively” (it’s only intuitive to you bc it’s what you’re used to)

fahrenheit defenders i respect:

- “you’re just jealous because we can say it’s 69 degrees outside” (i am)

armameery

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Very true

avatar-tuner

[i.d.: a tag that reads, "and we can set our ovens to 420". end i.d.]