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HARRY POTTER HISTORY MEME → one item [1/1] » The Sorting Hat
"The Sorting Hat was sewn roughly one thousand years ago and was merely a normal hat belonging to Godric Gryffindor. When Gryffindor, along with Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff, wondered how they would continue to sort the students when the four were dead, Gryffindor pulled his hat off of his head and, with the other founders, enchanted it with brains and some amount of personality. The Sorting Hat, now animated, was able to Sort and divide the students into the Hogwarts Houses, and continued to do so for a millennium, being owned by each Headmaster and Headmistress."
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray
"You’re so innocent!"
You’d think so, wouldn’t you…
I have never seen a more accurate representation of me in high school and the innocence people used to think I had…
I do use curse words a lot, but the rest is just so accurate.
This is a surprisingly accurate portrayal of me in school, except replace the gay fanfiction with super creepy uber gore scary horror books and things.
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
I desperately want to marry a guy like him